Just for fun, I want to show you Rob Bell's bulging junk. Rob Bell is an avant garde-ish Christian author that's been creating some controversy over the existence of Hell (oh shit) in the Christian world with his book, "Love Wins." While he was answering a question about God and gays in the Viper Room, and affirming that gay people exist--he knows one, he sported his rather naughty package, unless, of course, that's an inflatable toy in his pants.
That's rather impressive. Here's a shitty quality close up.
Here's the video that produced the above image. Watch his movements while the question is being asked. It's a little strange and interesting. Rob Bell, Keep Bulgin'.