Sunday, April 14, 2013

Evangeical Pastor in Brazil Says His Penis Contains Holy Milk: The Spirit Comes in Mysterious Ways

This is not a joke. One of his church members said, “He has convinced us that only God could come into our lives through our mouth and that’s why he would do what he did.  Often, after worship, Pastor Valdeci would take us to where the funds were kept at the back of the Church and asked us to have oral sex with him until the Holy Spirit would come through ejaculation.”

But seriously? People are stupid enough to believe this and suck this guy's dick? Religion does strange things to people. I guess it makes sense with communion: loosen them up with a little wine and insert the body of a man for cleansing. Conveniently, it was the pastor's own manhood that entered the pearly gates, not the wafer.

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